1. A pigeon grazed the top of Caroline's, aka it lifted her 2 feet in the air by her hair. We all reacted really calmly & didn't cause an embarrassingly American scene at all.
2. When asked if I wanted "zis one or zis one", I smoothly responded "zat one". Okay.
3. When mullen stopped a floor too soon & asked "what's this lol" while ringing the doorbell. Bringing ding dong ditch to Florence, we're cool.
4. When we asked Johnny Messiah if he was our landlord & he didn't know at all what that meant. He is running a jewelry factory in his apartment though, complete with 4 Italian elves who are responsible for some fun noises right above us at all hours of the day.
5. Florentines play really good music at really good times. Like Wasn't Me by Shaggy in a cafe. Or I Know What You Want by Busta Rhymes/Mariah in the grocery store.
6. Dogs wear clothes. Like trench coats, furry vests, & Burberry scarves. & then Caroline stops & takes pictures of every single one.
more to come!
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